Fallout 3
- Looks neat
Resident Evil 5
- ZOMG, RE5 ONLINE CO-OP!
- REAL-TIME WEAPON CHANGE! HELL YEAH!
- Friday, March 13th, 2009
- Where's Dead Rising 2!?!?
Fable 2
- Peter Moleysadlfkjsnf
- Trailer or something, reminds me of Harry Potter 'cause there is a bird flying
- Poop (literally)
- Dog
- Yay, more online co-op
- October 2008
- I don't really care about Fable, but I guess it's cool
Gears of War 2
- Trailer thing
- Cliff Bleszinski...HE'S HOLDING A RED WIRELESS 360 CONTROLLER
- More co-op demoing! Woo!
- lol, texture pop-in 1 second into the demo
- lol, wtf, the IGN stream restarted the demo. So now I'm even further behind "live"...but oh well.
- Lancer has a different shooting sound effect. Sounds "heavier"
- Eff this blogging stuff. I'm just gonna watch
- ZOMG, YOU CAN MOUNT REAVERS AND BRUMAKS :D :D :D
- HOLY CRAP! 5-player co-op "Hoarde" mode. Essentially INVASION from UT2004!
- November 7th, 2008
Marketing Crap
- blah blah blah
- This "Don Matrick" guy is pretty boring, though I don't know how he compares to previous Microsoft guys, as I've never actually seen Peter Moore or Jeff Bell first hand.
- "360 will outsell PS3" lolz, don't even mention the Wii, of course
- Xbox Live stuff, blah blah blah.
- BTW, there's a Rock Band 2 COMPLETE track list on IGN right now. It actually went up a while ago. I didn't read all of it yet, but I did see MEGADETH on there. :D
- More TV stuff on Xbox Live Marketplace. Whatever.
- "On Xbox Live Now" A bunch of old movies and stuff. Yeah, I don't care!
- more HD movies, blah blah blah
- Growth and innovation = ?
- I bet this is where the "Avatar" stuff comes in
The New Xbox Live
- They're showing someone's dashboard. Everyone's going to add that gamertag on screen now
- There you go. That stupid Avatar crap.
- Wow, looks like the new update changes the dashboard ENTIRELY. Wow
- Avatars apparently replace gamerpics on the gamercard.
- Ugh, they look so ugly.
- Wii fanboys are probably really pissed right now, though. :P
- I'm sorry, I can't get over how UGLY they are!
- Miis > Avatars
- Booo, avatars show up EVERYWHERE, spreading their ugliness!
- ALL OF MY FRIENDS MUST CREATE COOL-LOOKING AVATARS, I don't want ugly crap on my Dashboard
- Sharing photos with people. Boooring.
- Finally, some game-related stuff with "Xbox Live Primetime": "gameshow" stuff. Do I have to buy this stuff?
- New "Games" channel.
- WTF, ANOTHER UNO GAME!!?!?!
- XBLA stuff, maybe this will be good.
Xbox Live Arcade
- Geometry Wars 2!!!
- IS THAT 4-player CO-OP!!!?
- Galaga Legions
- Sequel to Galaga (...finally?)
- Basically, Pac-Man Championship Edition, but with Galaga. Neat
- HOLY CRAP! GLADOS IS TALKING!
- NEW PORTAL GAME! "Portal: Still Alive" for XBLA! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :D :D :D :D :D
- South Park XBLA game, I guess...Neat?
More Boring Crap
- Netflix on Xbox Live...'kay.
- You can watch Netflix movies with other people...online...actually sounds cool, but stupid :P
Shane Kim talking about stuff
- Ewww, now they're showing Avatars of the speakers ><
- GTA IV DLC available THIS YEAR
- Yay, Rare games!
- Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts trailer thing
- Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise trailer. I still need to try the first.
- HOLY CRAP! BANJA KAZOOIE (N64 game) COMING TO XBLA!
- That stupid movie trivia game again (Scene It), but this time, WITH UGLY UGLY AVATARS!
- "You're in the Movies"...WTF is this?
- Actually looks like it could be pretty fun. But I'll need the camera, apparently
- Wait, nevermind, these are basically EyeToy games
- Girls is dancing, audience isn't reacting, I bet she feels silly
- The movies it makes using footage of you playing the games looks pretty cool/funny, but I can see it getting old after a while
- Okay, it comes with the camera...still ain't buying it.
- Stuff we already know so far, but I expect some surprises
- Okay, a new screen shot of the music creator
- Here come the new announcements!
- REM track pack...okay
- Uh-oh, here it comes...Metallica? Ah, new album from them for both GH3 and GH:WT. Interesting. But what's this mean for Metallica on Rock Band?
- That's it? No trailer? No gameplay demo? Bah
Lips
- WOO! Trailer!
- They hoooked up a Zune to the 360...does this mean we can use our own music!?
- "This holiday"
- Woo! INIS (Ouendan) guy (and his ugly Avatar)
- YES! YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN MUSIC!!!!!!! I WILL BUY THIS
- ...looks almost exactly like SingStar, though.
- I don't know who this person is (Duffy?), but they're singing some song I've never heard
- ROCK BAND 2!!!
Rock Band 2
- Harmonix guy takes the stage...WITHOUT AN UGLY AVATAR! WOO!
- Entire set list...small text on screen. People laugh. Whatever. It's already on IGN.
- Blah blah blah, stuff we already know
- Bob Dylan, huh? Cool.
- AC/DC, we already knew that, though
- MEGADETH! (though I already knew that, too)
- RB1 DLC compatible...yeah yeah.
- HELL YES! IMPORT RB1 DISC SONGS (but he said "most of them", not all of them... hmmm...
One final guest: President of Square-Enix, along with an ugly Avatar
- Woo! Japanese-accented English! I love it.
- "America is awesome" or something. I can't really understand him, and I'm half-not-paying attention
- Stuff we already know
- Infinite Undiscovery, September 2nd, I don't care right now
- Star Ocean, Spring 2009. Okay
- Star Ocean gameplay trailer on XBL Marketplace. I'll wait for someone to upload it to YouTube or something
- The Last Remnant footage...let's see if it's awesome...hum, ugly anime-ish guy. "THE POWER OF REMNANTS" A guy that looks like Chris Jericho. Another ugly anime guy. Nice graphx, though....and logo. That's it? Bah. 11.20.2008
- Last Remnant is also on PC? A JAPANESE RPG ON PC!?! Heh, only PC announcement so far :P
- No Final Fantasy XIII announcement, of course. Oh well
Don Matrick again (Am I spelling his name right?)
- Square Enix Guy (I thought it was Shane Kim at first ><) says one more big announcment
Big Announcement
- WHY AM I NOT GETTING DIRECT FEED?!?!?
- I can only see footage on a small screen...
- Some text I can't read
- Flying Airships.....okay
- More text I can't read
- Obviously this must be some kind of JRPG
- More text I can't read...WAIT, is this Star Wars? ...Oh SHIT IT'S FINAL FANTASY XIII.
- Did they forget this was the Microsoft Press Conference?
- More text I can't read
- End Trailer, "Final Fantasy XIII" crowd cheers
- Xbox 360 logo
- Neat
- OMG, HIDEO KOJIMA IS ON STAGE-- just kidding. :P
And that's it. Conference over. I can see the G4 guys down there on the bottom of the screen. WTF? Is that three red lights on the screen?
