'kay, I saw Juno today. It was an okay film. It wasn't horrible by any means, but I didn't think it was super awesome or anything like that. It was entertaining, and I don't regret watching it. That's about it.

My problem with the movie is that it didn't really have many likable characters. Juno was kind of a bitch. Her friend was a moron. Juno's mom was kinda bitchy, too. The father of Juno's kid was just...well, he seemed pretty lame. The adoptive mother was...I don't know what she was. Her husband was pretty cool, 'til you found out he was pretty much a pedophile. I guess Juno's father was okay, but he didn't get much screen time.

Also, OMG, the horrible, awful "lingo" in the movie. "I swear to blog"?! WTF? "Wizard"!?!? Do people really use those words and phrases?

Also, watching immature people do stupid crap isn't really as entertaining as it sounds. In fact, sometimes it just pisses me off.

What's funny, is that the movie seemed opposite of what I've experienced in life. Like, at the school in the movie, everyone was like, "OMG WTF A GIRL'S PREGNANT! SO WEIRD! BLAH BLAH BLAH" But there were tons of pregnant girls at Paris High.

Another thing that might've degraded the movie for me was 'cause it was about sex and I'm still a virgin. That always makes me feel stupid for some reason. Not really stupid...but it's not a good feeling. That lame-ass Bleeker kid wasn't a virgin. He sucks. I'm awesome. Damn it. Pisses me off.

So yeah...it might seem like I hate the movie, but I really don't. It's better than...uhh..some lame movie that I saw last year, probably. I don't remember what movies I saw last year, but this movie wasn't bad. It was kinda good. It wasn't awesome, though. I Am Legend was awesome. If this movie was about Will Smith getting pregnant and killing zombie vampires, then it'd be awesome. Hell, if this was just Will Smith getting pregnant, I'm sure it'd still be awesome.

And...uhh...Oh yeah. I got to see the Wall-E trailer...or was it a teaser? Whatever. Yay, a Pixar movie that I probably won't get to see...but I want to see it. I WANT TO SEE IT SO BADLY.

I feel like watching House now. See, people on that show are bitches and assholes, but it's okay 'cause they're adults...and they save people's lives. :P