I don't get the hype with the supposed "Wii game" known as "Sadness." We haven't seen any screenshots of the game. No videos. No details on gameplay. Just a few character sketches and some words that really mean nothing without gameplay details. Yet, fanboys are already calling it a "most anticipated game." WTF? Maybe anticipated to know WTF this game is about.

So today we get some new "information" on the game. And we still don't know anything. Yet the fanboys continue to say stuff like ""it amazing to see a small company make asuch a ground breaking game." Ground-breaking? Maybe it's ground-breaking in a sense that it's the first Wii game that's been hyped to hell without any real information on it. I mean, even Duke Nukem Forever had screenshots and videos!

So I'm thinking "Hey, if Nibris, some no-name developer, can announce a game without any actual proof it exists and get all this hype, J.R. can, too!" So, here you go. Today, I announce my new Wii game: Gladness.

Gladness: Total Warrior is an epic game from small-time developer "Dizon Design." At least, it's GOING to be an epic game.

The game will feature:

- Gameplay.

- Characters. You get to play as a guy with a cane who kicks ass.

- Also, it's set in World War I and the main character is from the future.

- Enemies.

- 20 hours of gameplay, which includes gameplay and enemies.

- Voice acting. Not good voice acting. Not famous voice acting. But the fact is that there will be voice acting.

- Soundtrack will be performed by popular band ASDFLL..ka;k23

- IT'S A REAL GAME

- Epicness.

- REAL GAMEPLAY THAT YOU CAN PLAY

- Game will not load. Ever. That means NO LOADING TIMES!

- Cars. VROOM VROOM!

- Will make unique use of the Wiimote and Classic Controller (no nunchuk!)

- Will be presented entirely in shades of blue, because that's unique, too.

And there you go. Now, you even know more about Gladness than you do Sadness. How stupid.