I know Chuck Norris facts are old hat, but everytime I see something about it, I'm enraged. Chuck Norris facts are Vin Diesel facts with Chuck Norris's name in Vin's place. I'm not joking either. This is how it was. I have no idea why Chuck Norris took off as a fad and Vin didn't.

And this "facts" fad is one of those rare Internet memes that transcended the Internet, and ended up being quoted in real life. NON computer geeks were talking about Chuck Norris facts. Figures that they'd only be talking about butchered Vin Diesel facts.

Vin Diesel is the alpha and the omega. Chuck Norris is some lame, random letter. Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris.