I'm posting this here for future reference. I will one day own a cat, and I'm going to name it something badass and awesome, to reflect how badass and awesome it will be.
Cat names:
BeowulfI'll add more to this as I think/remember badass names.
Star Destroyer
Sun Crusher
Captain Falcon
Leonidas
Yggdrassil
Ulyaoth
Kratos
Optimus Prime
Megatron